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Man nothing makes me crankier than when I put on a pair of jeans and they are so tight I can barely breathe.
I can only blame the dryer for a certain amount of the tightness, the rest is all me. I had to wear a pair of these tight jeans to work the other day (I am really behind on laundry). Well I was bitchy nad cranky all day. I looked fine because my shirt was long enough, but I could barely squat down and my job requires alot of bending and squatting.
Ugh, as soon as I got home I threw on some sweats and had some cookies. Yeah, that meade me feel better.