Out of the mouths of moms...

I was thinking how people always say out of the mouths of babes, blah blah blah and it got me to thinking of all of the things that come out of my mouth any given day. So I thought I would start a list.
1. No. Mommy does not want a penis. She is happy with what she has.
2. Don't make me take you to Walmart to beat you.
3. Danny, don't eat that________ (fill in the blank; rock,penny,bug,garbage, etc.)
4. You can touch your own penis, just leave your brother's alone.
5. Why did you stuff your diaper with goldfish?
6. Don't hit your brother?
7. Why are you licking me?
8. and you thought coating your brother in PAM was a good idea??
9. How many pennies are up there?
10. Why would you fill my shoe with jelly??