That's life

So this woman goes to her gynecologist one day for her annual check-up. In the middle of the exam , the doctor exclaims he has never seen such a large hole!! Well, the woman jumps off the table absolutely horrified, grabs her clothes and storms out of the office.
When she arrives home she is all worked up and wonders 'Just how big can it be?'
So she grabs a mirror off the wall and places it on the floor. She then strips down naked and stands over the mirror with a foot on each side. At this moment her husband walks in and sees her standing there naked.
"Dear, what are you doing?" the hubby questions.
"Oh, just practicing some new dance steps"
To which the husband responded "Fine dear, just watch out for that big hole in the floor, I'd hate for you to fall in".

And that my friends is a little post partum insight.